A woman, who I hadn't seen in awhile, showed up before we even opened and begged for an appointment. She seemed desperate, so I couldn't say no.  I finished brushing my hair and took her upstairs. She told me she had a LTRP. I had no idea what she was talking about. Apparently, it was an expression used in a Fat Amy movie. She had to explain what the acronym meant, because I had never heard it before. After months of neglecting her lady parts, she now had a long term relationship pussy.