Proper Grooming

Makes Us Glad

But Mowing Your Ears

Is Very Bad.

Waxing Your Ears

Will Make Us Cheer

And The Bonus Is That

You'll Be Able To Hear!

 The following is a square message from one of my clients. She had an appointment with me for a Brazilian Wax and let me tell you, I don't get scared anymore. Bring on the bushes!!

This is my latest Square review. 

 Brazilian Waxing has been the most amazing career choice I could have NEVER imagined. It's not exactly what a little girl in pigtails imagines herself doing when she grows up. I'm a very lucky and grateful woman. I love my clients and this review is very sweet. There is only one little problem, however. When this client is 80, I'll be about 105....   

Thank you!💖  

 Husband looks at his wife naked. "Looks like King Kong in a headlock." 

 She came in for a Brazilian Wax with me the next day. 

Did you know that April 23rd is National Picnic Day? I didn't, but April isn't the best picnic time in Rochester so why would I? What I do know is that picnics are more enjoyable when the area is properly landscaped and if the weather isn't conducive to going outside, it can be fun to have a picnic in the living room. If you like that idea and need your landscaping taken care of, come see us at the salon today. We are open from 8-3.

 

 A woman woke up this morning, got out of the shower, looked down and exclaimed "BEAST BUSH!" Not any more...she came and got a Brazilian Wax with me after work. Thank goodness. 

If April Showers bring May flowers then Rochester, NewYork is going to be really colorful soon because we have had some serious rain.  But how are we dealing with it? Going to the salon and pampering ourselves. When was the last time you had a facial, vajacial, pedicure, manicure or a new hairdo? Come see us. We are having a blast in spite of the damp and dreary days. 

 We are fully aware of what day it is but could you PLEASE wait until after your wax to engage in the significance of the day!

 Little factoid about M.E. - she loves 80's rock, especially the WHO. Why would you care? Because she will be taking a break from the bush next week to go see them rock it in the Sunshine State. If you need her, give a call this week.

 Wintertime is over my friends and it is time to do some spring cleaning! We have increased our staff to help you take care of the hair on your legs or anywhere else it bugs you!!!

From our salon family to your family, we want to wish everyone a Happy Easter. Thank you for letting us clean out your easter baskets, booty, brows, bikini, belly..... from any unwanted Easter grass....We appreciate each and every one of you!!!

 

 

We've been very busy getting all the hairy bunnies ready for Easter. Both salons are open until 3pm today if you haven't prepped for the holiday yet. Give us a call!

Mark & M.E. Salon 585-473-7360

Wax It All Salon 585-348-9355

 On this holy day, we have already had some funny comments that are worth sharing. One woman said she waited so long between waxes that she felt like Jesus was taking her to Calvary on this Good Friday. 

 When I was growing up, I remember being such an impatient child that my mom would call me an eager beaver. The other day a woman climbed on my table to get a Brazilian Wax. She hadn't been waxed since January. She told me she had an eager beaver. It's funny how that expression means something else to me now. 

 A girl called to make an appointment for a Brazilian Wax with one of my staff members. This employee was leaving early because her son was sick. There was only one spot open.

M.E. "The only thing she has is a 12:45."

LET'S CALL THIS CLIENT JANICE: "OH." 

And she hung up. No name, no phone number so I assumed she didn't like that time and that was that.

At 1:15 I walked into the waiting area and saw a girl sitting there. 

M.E. "Are you my next one?"

LET'S CALL THIS CLIENT JANICE. "I don't want you. I want the other girl."

M.E. "Did you have an appointment?"

LET'S CALL THE CLIENT JANICE. "Yea, at 12:45." (no she didn't but I went with it)

M.E. "Well you're a half an hour late and she left for the day so you're stuck with me."

That is how the stoner appointment from the past 3 days story started...

So I'm just finishing the wax on the dehydrated and stoned lady when my staff let me know my next one was waiting in the hallway. After the she left the room, I brought the next client in. The client proceeds to remove her pants and undies and get up on the table. As she sits down, there is a knock on the door. 

M.E. "What's up?" I say loudly through the closed door.

Stoner: "I left one of my blunts on the table."

M.E. "One sec. I'll grab it."

As I walk around the table to get it, she bursts through the door with her hand out - just like Kramer.

The client on the waxing table proceeds to cross her legs and cover her lap with her hands. Once the stoner left the room with the joint in her hand, my sober clients says, "I'm glad I'm not modest!"

 

Another crazy Brazilian Wax room conversation with a woman who works as a CNA in a hospital.

Her: "This hurts."

M.E. "Well, you are very dehydrated."

Her: "What's that mean?"

M.E. "Your skin is composed of roughly 70% water so when you don't drink enough water, your skin becomes dehydrated and the waxing will be more painful and you could be a little more sensitive after."

Her: "But I had a cup of coffee..."

M.E. "Unfortunately coffee also dehydrates you. Besides, you're high and that also makes your skin more dehydrated and can heighten your sensitivity."

Her: "Yea, I smoked a blunt before I got here."

M.E. "I know I can tell. You obviously have cotton cootch."

Her: "I don't get it."

M.E. "You know how you get cotton mouth? That's not all that is dried out."

rest of story tomorrow...

 

 A girl insisted that she wanted a vagisil at Mark & M.E. I politely corrected her and told her that it was actually referred to as a vajacial, because it is a combination of the words facial and vagina. She had a few questions about the service so I explained how the vajacials can help with ingrown hairs, discoloration and hair bumps. I used the word several times so she'd remember how it was actually pronounced. As I was finishing her service, one of my staff members sent me a message on our intercom that said my next client was in the waiting area. That's when she looked at me and said "ain't you giving me my vagisil?" 😩

Is your kitty ready for Easter Break? If not, you know who to call! We've expanded our staff at both locations so we can get everybody ready for the holidays!!!

mark & m.e. salon 585-473-7360

wax it all salon 585-348-9355

 

After four kids and a stressful divorce, a man finds himself single and on the dating scene again. He meets with a friend and tells them how strange it is to be dating after so many years. He continues by saying that he thinks it is really strange how all the women nowadays are sporting hardwood floors in their nether regions. He doesn't understand the new trend because he is actually a pretty big fan of a throw carpet. Well you know how we feel about this topic. Pump fist the hard woods!

 

 My girlfriend thought this would have been a perfect prom dress for me. Although I didn't know what a Brazilian Wax was in 1983, it definitely makes sense for the woman I am today!

 I don't normally read my horoscope, but this one cracked me up. It says I was born under the beautifying Venus (which I love) and that I inspire others by the touch of something special. I'm assuming that is referring to hot wax and a popsicle stick? 

 How's your face? Dry, oily, wrinkly, dirty, bumpy or just plain feeling nasty from wearing masks for the past 2 years?  We can help!

We have expanded our staff, remodeled our facial room, and are having a big sale so you have no more excuses but to schedule a facial with us at Mark & M.E. today!!!   www.marknmesalon@gmail.com

 Although I may have used this silly meme before, it is relevant because this happened to me again this week. After I finished giving a woman a Brazilian Wax, she hopped off the table, walked over to my mirror, turned around and squatted down to look between her legs so she could make sure there was no hair between her cheeks. I'm happy to say she was completely hair free!

 36 years ago today, Mark asked me to marry him. Although it was April 1st, it wasn't an April fool's prank. It was for real.  I never knew anything about the beauty business before I met him. My mom used to perm my hair and I got $5 haircuts at Cut n Curl. I would never have gotten into this business if I hadn't met Mark. I found the person and profession of my dreams and have had an amazing thirty six years. Today is definitely a cause for celebration!