After four kids and a stressful divorce, a man finds himself single and on the dating scene again. He meets with a friend and tells them how strange it is to be dating after so many years. He continues by saying that he thinks it is really strange how all the women nowadays are sporting hardwood floors in their nether regions. He doesn't understand the new trend because he is actually a pretty big fan of a throw carpet. Well you know how we feel about this topic. Pump fist the hard woods!