Another crazy Brazilian Wax room conversation with a woman who works as a CNA in a hospital.

Her: "This hurts."

M.E. "Well, you are very dehydrated."

Her: "What's that mean?"

M.E. "Your skin is composed of roughly 70% water so when you don't drink enough water, your skin becomes dehydrated and the waxing will be more painful and you could be a little more sensitive after."

Her: "But I had a cup of coffee..."

M.E. "Unfortunately coffee also dehydrates you. Besides, you're high and that also makes your skin more dehydrated and can heighten your sensitivity."

Her: "Yea, I smoked a blunt before I got here."

M.E. "I know I can tell. You obviously have cotton cootch."

Her: "I don't get it."

M.E. "You know how you get cotton mouth? That's not all that is dried out."

rest of story tomorrow...